Joanie asks, "And what do you do on weekends?" The doctor shrugs and says flatly, "I like to unwind. It helps them get through the days together, the doctor explains. Each day the doctor comes in and they each play straight man but they're both screaming inside. His doctor explains Andy's condition, his morbid sense of humor. In Doonesbury, circa 1990 or so, Joanie goes to visit Andy in the hospital.I can't count the television jokes that come to mind, but "Maggie's sucking on the dog," certainly is up near the top.īest joke that I ever "got in trouble" for (I got in a shouting match in a composition class once upon a time): Did you hear that Sheikh Yassin got into Heaven? Seriously! I guess they needed a jigsaw puzzle.At any rate, the updated version-attuned to current events-goes:
Lastly, a variation on a theme the original version I heard was a horrible joke about a murder victim in a famous trial in which an unnamed rich man got away with it because of shoddy detective work, some ice cream, and a lawyer with no sense of shame. Q - How many Christians does it take to screw in a light bulb?Ī - (common) Two, but God only knows how they got in there!Ī - (Tiassa) None. The dumbest offensive joke I've ever written goes as follows: Q - Why can't little black kids play in the sandbox? perhaps the most offensive joke I can think of starts as follows: Q - Why do Norwegians have windshield wipers on the inside of their airplanes?Ī - (Sit upright, hold hands out as if driving an airplane) Thbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbt!Īt any rate. But the other one's too long and involves elephants.Īt any rate, y'all read comic strips from time to time, right? So you know how to read onomatopoeia? Okay. "What's worse than than having Michael Jackson babysit your kids?Ĭlick to expand.I am unable to reproduce any jokes about Norwegians.
I'll start the ball rolling with a joke I received via text about the time all the Michael Jackson revalations were hitting the papers:
If so, stick 'em here, along with the cultural reference, and we can all laugh/wince/pretend-to-be-above-it-all at them! Now, I was wondering weather anyone could remember the most tasteless jokes they've ever heard. This thread has been closed, however there is a "Social Group" available to continue it's downward trend.īeing English, I, along with most of my fellow countrymen, deal with tragedy and adversity in a unique way.Īfter something terrible has happenned, usually on a national level, we begin circulating very poor taste jokes. If you can stomach it, then in honesty you should be ashamed of yourself. If you can't stomach that sort of content, please don't read any further. They are made to be offensive through poor taste, bad humour and even racism. This thread has been left un-moderated and contains a number of the worst jokes that people can come up with.
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